I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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