I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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