Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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