dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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