im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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