Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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