Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
