I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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