i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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