we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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