new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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