I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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