So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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