Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
