I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
