Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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