We need to rekindle our bromance
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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