I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
