So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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