I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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