Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
