check it out our google latitudes are spooning
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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