Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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