her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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