So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my fart just growled at me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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