Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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