Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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