is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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