Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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