I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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