Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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