Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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