I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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