problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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