So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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