Kiss
Puke
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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