I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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