Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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