I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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