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(205): View more from Alabama

at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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(305): View more from Florida

we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(817): View more from Texas

Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.

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(212): View more from New York

Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?

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(716): View more from New York

I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.

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(916): View more from California

I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot

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(229): View more from Georgia

i've got three words. i. was. spanked.

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