so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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