I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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