who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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