I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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