You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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