it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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