it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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