She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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