hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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