I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
