I'm lost and stupid without you.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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