Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She bit a glass in half.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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