DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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