Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How does it feel to date your dad?
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