Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I will pee on everything he values.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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