Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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