I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
A bitchslap is in order.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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